You want to drive me into a fit of blood-boiling rage? Here are some options:
- Burn down a used bookstore.
- Sponsor legislation banning the use of peanut butter in desserts.
- Offhandedly mention that you think baby chimpanzees aren’t that cute, and when I begin frantically Googling evidence to persuade you, keep shaking your head and saying, “Nah, they’re just not doing it for me.”
- Or, if you want to take the easy route, just bust out this quote from the great mathematician G.H. Hardy:
Oh, the boiling of the blood…
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